Spock

I've been ridiculed about this all day, but I don't even care. I freakin' LOVED Star Trek. It was one of the most BA movies I've seen in a while. I am not even a Trekkie at all, but am seriously considering converting after this film. I'm going to try not to give away any spoilers, because I want all of my fans to go see this amazing film, cause it was just that awesome. I loved it in a completely opposite way than how I loved Twilight. I haven't seen a guy take a punch like Captain James Tiberius Kirk since Sly in Rocky V. Little Spock was SO BA! When he dropped that other little Vulcan tool-box into the Quiz-Pit and ate his lunch, I had flashbacks to Kind Edmund in Prince Caspian. And you know I don't give that much dap easily! Holy Cow, I also LOVED Harold as Sulu, and thought even George Takai would be proud. His switchblade samurai sword was awesome. I just loved it. Action packed! Go seeeeeee!!!

Further. I have been going through a phase. I'll tell some stories. I go to dinner last night at the Olive Garden with my cousin Jake, before we go meet up with some other people for the Star Trek movie. After we had been seated for a few minutes, they seat two Babes at a table across from us. Babes immediately begin checking me out. The checking out turns to staring and giggling. The staring and giggling turns into giving me eyes. The giving me eyes begins to really creep me out. All of a sudden, Babe reaches up to brush some hair out of her face and tuck it behind her ear, and what do I see Gleaming on her left hand? Yup, and "I'm married" ring. I look closer, and babe number 2 also has a wedding ring. I begin to discuss with Jake the 'why's' of the situation. Why do two married babes go out to the OG on a Friday night? Doesn't a GNO usually involve a few additional friends? Where are the husbands? Why do these two babes feel like its OK to stare down the boys across the room? Why don't they at least hide their rings? WTF? I was seriously bothered by these Babes, I mean, I felt like a piece of meat, and I decided to give them a piece of my mind in return. As we were walking out of the restaurant, we had to pass their table. I stopped and said to them "I know your husbands don't satisfy you, but that doesn't make it OK to go out to the OG and eye-eff the guys across the room." And then walked off.

Story 2:
I was at the gas station today. I saw a car full of OBVIOUS 16 year-old pull up. You know the type? Listening to Avril Lavigne and acting like they are sk8r's and cool. Two boys, two girls, in a car daddy obviously just bought for his sweethearts sweet 16. Anywho, the one kid with the longest hair, gets out of the back, pulls his pants (most likely his sisters, cause I don't think his GF would have been able to fit into them) up from his knees, to about the upper-middle of his thighs. I guess those studded belts really weigh down your pants. We'll call him Darryl. So Darryl gets out of the car, and walks into the Gas station, everyone else stays in the car. I'm laughing cause I know exactly whats going on. Darryl is at the cash register by the time I had chosen a drink, so I get behind him in line. His purchase is still on the counter. You guessed it, 2 packs of Newports. I said out loud, "Holy Cow. Did you just use your fake ID to buy cigarettes for you and your friends? Oh my gosh, that's so badass! I hope your Mom doesn't find out, she'll give you a spanking!" He looked at me out of the corner of his eye, grabbed his Cig's off the counter and walked out to his friends and told them about the jerk at the check out that almost blew his cover.

Sometimes I just feel like being a jerk. Is that bad?

"I'm a new soul, came to this strange world, hoping I could learn a bit bout how to give and take. But since I came here, I felt the joy and fear, finding myself making every possible mistake." -Yael Naim